Birthday Toasts

~Here's to Jane may she bear in mind that
'Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again.
What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived'

~ To life - Its half spent before we know what it is!~

~ To a man not old but mellow like good wine~

~ May you live as long as you want
And never want as long as you live~

~ Birthdays are but feathers on the broad wing of time~

~Beautiful young people are accidents of nature
But beautiful old people are works of art~

~ Well what a woman she is and its clear that women are superior.
Look at Ginger Rogers. She did everything Fred Astaire did.
Its just she did it backward and in high heels!~

~He may be a bit grey haired now but as they say
"When there's snow on the roof there's a warm fire in the furnace"~

~ And in the words of Doctor Zeus....
There is no-one alive who is more Youer than you!~

~As you go forward accept that some days you're the pigeon
And some days you're the statue!~

~May you have the hindsight to know where you've been
The foresight to know where you're going
And the insight to know when you've gone to far!~

~You're not as young as you used to be
But you're not as old as you're going to be!~

~Another candle on your cake
But there's no need to pout
Just be glad you've got the strength
To blow the damn thing out!~

~ Birthdays are just natures way of telling us to eat more cake!~

~If you want to stay young - live honestly, eat slowly and
….lie about your age!~

~I never know what to get for my dad on his birthday so last year I just gave him some money and said "Buy yourself something that will make your life easier". …So he went out and bought a present for my mum!~